BED BUGS!!!

I am swimming in bed bugs right now that have been leaving seething red welts that now cover me from head to toe. I picked up my little friends 3 days ago and they have taken the liberty of moving in to their juicy host where they enjoy their feast and multiply activity to the maximum. Like an irritated landlord, I tossed my backpack and clothes into a bucket of boiling water, evicting the little beasties (don't you wish you could do that to some of the memorable tenants on Holden Ln?) We also fumigated my current room and sprayed from floor to ceiling to catch any errant bugs. I guess I've been lucky to avoid this traveler's reality up until this point so I'm not complaining too much. Just itching.